Subtle much, Asha?

Matt:" Man am I tired...really can't wait to hit the sac....oh hello Asha...."
Asha:" Hello there Matt."
Matt:"You seemed to be confused...these are not your sleeping quarters and...uhhh....you've parted ways with your pants."
Asha:" So it seems...."
Matt:" Right..."
Asha:" Now why would I go and do something like that, eh Matt?"
Matt:" You....wanted to show me your knickers?"
Asha:"....y..yes, because....?"
Matt:" ...they're very pretty knicke--"
Asha:" GET OVER HERE AND FUCK MY BRAINS OUT!"
Matt:"---Uhh, I think I hear Kinzie calling me; gotta go!"
*exits stage left*
Asha:"....damnit Matt..."